fickendehoelle.de · status: ONLINE
uptime -2,147,483,648s · uname -a · pink/x86_64
guest@fickendehoelle:~$ whoami
a hot-pink personal website. occasionally a server. always sticky.
guest@fickendehoelle:~$ cat /etc/motd

./fickende_
hoelle.sh

▸ a personal site that offers various things | ▸ also a honeypot | ▸ definitely a teapot
visitors
1,337,420
honey served
42 jars
418 issued
2,891
teapots
0

mascot — ./show /etc/mascot.png

site mascot

this is the official mascot of fickendehoelle.de. no further information will be provided. do not ask. the mascot does not consent to interviews.

$ file /etc/mascot.png
/etc/mascot.png: PNG image data, vibes: immaculate
$ identify -mood /etc/mascot.png
mood: unbothered, posture: excellent

about

$ ./hello

this is a small site i run for fun. only for my fun, not for yours. the page is hot pink because i made it that way and i like it.

it also runs a honeypot, because crawlers exist and i like slowing them down. there are no teapots on this domain, and there will be no teapots tomorrow either. unless you find one.

$ ./policy --short

humans → cookies, tea, occasional drama.
crawlers → either a polite 418, or
an extended sit in the honeypot. dealer's choice.

No teapots
the official seal.
NO_TEAPOTS = true

what's on offer

☕ /tea

for polite visitors. earl grey, peppermint, rooibos, chamomile, honey-ginger. served at < 418°K. (refills unlimited.)

GET /tea →

🍯 /honey

for the curious crawler. one (1) jar of slow, well-aged honey, dispensed at 1 byte every 800ms. connection will not close.

GET /honey →